Ok, guys. Mommy is going to feed the baby now.
Not in Mommy’s ear, honey.
No feet on the baby’s head, please.
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Mommy, I have a boogie.
ZAP – MOMMY SHIELD!
(Ok, that last part didn’t really happen. But the day I do invent the toddler-proof mommy shield, I will be a very rich woman.)