Date Night – Take 2

Me: So where are we going to eat?

Dave: I hope you don’t want to eat at Chipotle. I hate that place.
Me: What??? How can you HATE Chipotle?

Dave: Everything they make is so…fresh. I like to know my meat has been sitting out on a rotisserie for 12 hours. Besides, no one can pronounce it. Chipot-al. Chipot-lee. Chipittle.

Me: Ok. Well, I feel like Mexican food.

Dave: Ok. How about Chili’s?
Me: That’s not Mexican.

Dave: Oh yeah? Then why is there a big jalapeno on the sign?

Me: It’s…a chili.

Dave: Oh. Right.

Dave: How about Olive Garden?

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