The Phone Call

Me: Hi, honey. Everything’s fine, but…there’s a HUGE bug in the house.
Dave: What kind of bug?

Me: A praying mantis. He’s on the back door.
Dave: Ok, I can’t come home for a praying mantis.

Me: Yeah, I know. It’s ok, you can take care of it when you get home. He’s trapped for now.
Dave: What did you do?

Me: Well, I put a bowl over him, but then I got too scared to do anything else. So…

Me: I taped it to the glass.

Dave: ……………..

Me: So…he’s waiting for you.

Dave: You know they can’t hurt you.
Me: I know that.

Me: But they have so many legs…

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