Daddy’s Lullabye

Dave: This little piggy went to…um, this little piggy…Sara, I forgot the tune!

Me: There is no tune.
Dave: Oh. Ok.

Dave: How about Mary had a little lamb…I forgot that tune, too!
Me: Ha ha! I’ll let that one drive you crazy for a little while.

Dave: Hm. Mary…Mary had a…Mary had a little lamb…and a wee little lamb was he!

Me: Nope.

Dave: Fine.

Dave: I got it! Mary was a tub of lard, tub of lard, tub of –

Me: Honey, don’t sing that! They’ll learn it that way and then they’ll sing it to their friends.

Dave: But look. It worked. All thanks to fat Mary.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s